Are things hotting-up or are elections becoming a mess? No slurping at the back
AND … THE … Superlatives 1500 metres finalists are off! It’s looking close at the front but there’s a challenge from a ‘spiv’ in the right hand lane. In the left-hand lanes are three women pointing at one of the race leaders. In my earpiece I’m being told they’re shouting: “Ditch austerity if you want to win the race!!!”
We’ve been told it’s the closest race for many years and very ‘exciting’. On the other hand, while it may be close it’s-not-half ‘boring’ at times. Make your mind up. At least with UKIP/Farage their gaffes provide entertainment gold; pure 1950s Music Hall ‘slapstick’. If their party is not full of “fruit cakes” it is certainly full of clowns.